So you pick the first line of every months post and put it all in a translator and translate it like crazy until something funny happens.
You know.


( Meme type thing. )

Put your iTunes collection on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

Hey, What Were you thinking

Troubled young lady comes in from the rain
Sleeping is giving in
There's a new game we like to play you see
Lips are turning blue

I won't mistake you for problems with me
And the road becomes my bride
Nothing is sacred
She had something to confess to

Well it could've been should've been worse than you would ever know
Any time that you want
So you wanna do something that's a little bit not too afro-centric-erotic-spage-groove-jazz-funk-acid-punk?
It's a god awful small affair

Some folks like to get away
Billy Ray was a preacher's son
Remember Rio and get down
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

I want everything
Hey Jude don't make it bad
I never loved nobody fully
call me disruptive

Default:

WTF windows? I made it from a Penny Arcade comic.

Oldest:

This one is from when I used to role play Murphy with someone. Its too cute to delete.


Newest:

Is my most recently uploaded one. TURTLE. I DREWED it.

( Moar. )

For a Meme that's going around. It was fun, even if I might not have spent long enough on it.

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think. Remember: one word answers.

( Meme )

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST and I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to know you better!

BE HONEST! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A COMMENT THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS. I'm screening comments so don't y'all worry!

( Do this, damnit. )

Comment and I will:

1 - Tell you why I friended you.
2 - Associate you with a song/film.
3 - Tell a random fact about you.
4 - Tell a first memory about you.
5 - Associate you with a character/pairing.
6 - Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7 - Tell you my favorite user pic of yours [if it pertains].
8 - In retort, you must spread this disease in your LJ.

Hilarious, really. And I am so totally avoiding finishing my finals.

I shouldn't be, though. ._.

This year in lj.
First line. First post, of every month.


January
Happy New Years, guys!

February
YAY! I get to see Broadway Rent later this month!

March
They gave me MORE icons? haha, crap.

April
I'm goin' on vacation. See you guys and dolls in about 2 weeks!

May
I know it's a little late, but everyone should go see the Inside Man, because it's a pretty fucking good movie.

June
Happy birthday, me!

July
Happy late 4th or July. How was yours? I worked on the 3rd and the 4th, so I didn't do anything.

August
Went to see REEL BIG FISH the other day. It was pretty awesome. Streetlight Manifesto was fun, MxPX was terrible, but then, they always have been

September
NOOOO, Steve Irwin!

October
{Comic posted about spilling milk on my keyboard} But dont worry, it's fine now. -_-

November
I don't actually have anything to say, so have a Gambit picture, that is so easy to take out of context!

December

... this is my first post for December. Whoa. I am boring.

My Christmas Wishlist

Step One

Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fun ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.

Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ, or link to this post so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two

Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:

If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use -- or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free -- do it. Once a wish has been granted, it will be crossed off my list.

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.

There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

1) Icons. Anything featuring Gale Harold (with happily photoshopped Gambit eyes) would be hot.
2) The Labyrinth on DVD, because I can't freakin' find it. Thank you, me!
3) For theonemonaghan to maybe stop hating me, just a little bit.
4) A drivers license, plz.
5) Slash
6) A cell phone that turns on when I open it.
7) Paper. Watercolor/drawing, whatever.
8) Art supplies.
9) Gambit, or X-men anything. (comic books, scans, fanfic, fanart, who cares.)
10) Hotass combat boots. (8 1/2, generally).
11) Snow Patrol tickets. <3 Maybe someone to go with?
12) To have a good christmas.


That's all I can think of, for now. Maybe something more later.

Stolen from thewriter0

Please post a compliment for me!

Then post this in your journal so people can say nice things about you.

Then you can add your post to your memories and go look at it whenever you are feeling down.





On another note, I'm excited for The Prestige to come out tomorrow. It has been dubbed Batman Begins with magic. And Wolverine. Also Scarlett Johansen. (Coz shes freaking hot as hell).

Saw The Departed today, and it was hella more rad than I thought it would be.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
empathicfrost goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Punk rock Jubilee.
athousanderrors gives you 16 orange spearmint-flavoured wafers.
enzerutenma gives you 17 green strawberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
erik3k tricks you! You get an eraser.
mandibrandybuck gives you 10 dark green spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.
misfitloser2112 tricks you! You get a rock.
pirate_duck gives you 5 dark blue evil-flavoured jawbreakers.
purplenexus gives you 2 light blue coconut-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
starwarrior915 tricks you! You get a piece of paper.
thewriter0 gives you 11 milky white coconut-flavoured gummy worms.
yodallama gives you 2 brown apple-flavoured gummy worms.
empathicfrost ends up with 63 pieces of candy, an eraser, a rock, and a piece of paper.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Okay, but with my tricks? I could make art!
But coconut flavored candy? what would I do with that?? Thank a -lot- guys! *pout*

( My Interests Collage! )



So, apparently, I like porn and movies.
But not at the same time?

.... sounds about right.


PS: Livejournal changed their layout/costumization shit recently.
my top image is gone, and I have no idea where my raw hml went.
Any clues, anyone?

*rather pissed, wonders why she feeds these people 35 dollars a year, just so they can lose her shit*

I wish more people used GJ--its so much effing better.

Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.)


1Remy LeBeau
2 Captain Jack Sparrow
3 Bobby Drake
4 Connor MacManus
5 Murphy MacManus
6 Scud (Blade 2)
7 Rogue
8 Storm
9 Agent Sands
10 Luke Skywalker
11 Katchoo (Strangers in Paradise)
12 David (Strangers in Paradise)

( Q and A )



On another note, I bought "The Libertine" (J. Depp) yesterday, and it's really bizarre. But the first five minutes rock pretty effing hard.


And nope, no art today. Weird, huh?

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (So, so much.)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Only DvDs for me.)	✓ I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Sometimes is an understatement.)	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

( it goes on... )

Put your music program on random and write the first few lines of the first 30 songs that come on. Make people guess.

( I stole this from likemythesis )

My Life Soundtrack


Opening credits: The Gash -- The Flaming Lips

Waking-up scene: A little Less Conversation -- Elvis Vs JXL

Average-day scene: Tom's Diner -- Suzzane Vega

Best-friend scene: Poprocks and Coke -- Greenday

First-date scene: Mediocrity Rules -- Le Tigre

Falling-in-love scene: I Want You -- Elastica

Love scene: Bedroom Toys -- Duran Duran

Fight with enemy scene: Do or Die -- Dropkick Murphy's

Fight with loved one scene: I Love Myself Today -- Bif Naked

"Life's okay" scene: Beautiful Way -- Beck

Heartbreak scene: Window -- Fiona Apple

Mental-breakdown scene: Paint it Black -- Rolling Stones

Driving scene: One Of Those Days -- Duran Duran

Lesson-learning scene: Suddenly Everything Has Changed -- The Flaming Lips

Deep-thought scene: Sigur 9 B -- Sugur Ros

Parting scene: About Her -- Malcolm Mclaren

Flashback scene: Yesterday -- The Beatles

Reunion scene: Conquered -- Martina Sorbara

Party scene: Wild -- Poe

Happy dance scene: Cheer Up -- Reel Big Fish

Regret scene: It was there that I saw you -- ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

Long-night-alone scene: Crown of Love --The Arcade Fire

Death scene: So Long Suicide -- Duran Duran

Closing credits: Time is Running Out -- Muse

Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a lj entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

1) I hate socks, and I won't wear them unless I'm also wearing shoes.

2) I practically beg for attention, but when I actually get it, I'm more bothered than anything.

3) I can't help but pretend I'm perpetually cheerful.

4) I can not bother to use nail polish remover. When it starts looking bad, I paint over it. Which also looks bad--but at least not from a distance.

5) Sometimes, I look for reasons to argue with people when I'm already in a bad mood.

Tagging: whoever wants to.